bryan: so, i think when we eventually get ready to buy a desktop computer we should get a PC.
bryan: i'm just saying, they're a lot easier to play video games on.
me: husb, don't you know that PC stands for "probably crappy"...or maybe it's "poopy computing," i can't remember which.
bryan: wiifffffeeeeeyyyy, don't you remember when we were looking at laptops and i didn't want to get a mac, but i did because you wanted one and i love you.
me: no, we got a mac because you did some research and decided it was a good idea. then when we got it your eyes were opened to the truth and you were converted.
bryan: ok, well maybe i'm missing the old PC...
me: if you are so easily swayed to depart from us then you were never really with us, husb.
bryan: oh my gosh, are you questioning my salvation?
me: no! just your loyalty to apple...
bryan: do you still love me if i want a PC?
me: yes, of course, husb.
me: hate the sin, not the sinner...
bryan: you are ridiculous.
can't somebody help a sista out and help my silly husb see the error in his PC-loving ways?!