*asher puts a block on his head
asher: i got a piwate hat!
me: oh, yeah? that's cool.
asher: arrrggghhhh, matey! dat's what a piwate says!
me: yeah! arrggghhh, matey!
asher: no, mom. you can't say it. you don't have a hat.
little boy imaginations arrrrrrrre fun.