me: i don't know why my face is so broken out.
bry: wifey, you have about 1 pimple.
me: you mean, 18? and not pimples, mt. vesuviuses.
bry: oh, yeah. you're right. now that i'm really looking at your face you have like 40 pimples all over the place!
me: 40 vesuviuses, husb. get it right.
bry: i believe it would be vesuvii. 40 vesuvii.
me: sigh...40 vesuvii...on my face.
bry: you're crazy.
i'm glad he still loves me even when my face is about to volcanically erupt.