me: i don't know if it was the salty air or just being outside so much or what, but my arms have dry patches. they're all scaley.
husb: are you sure you didn't get bitten by a radio-active iguana at the beach?
me: i don't think so. maybe i did.
me: that might be cool because then i could get super powers.
i'm not sure what kind of super powers a radio-active iguana would yield, but they would probably be wondrous.