asher: mom, i would like to play chess. it's kind of like checkers, but it's not. it has better pieces to play with.
nate: can i pway chess, mom?
asher: *scoff* no, nate! chess is really, really hard. you can't just play it!
nate: pweeeeeease, ashewr?
asher: no, nate. my dad already taught me how to play and he didn't teach you yet because it's so hard, but i can play fine.
regular 4 1/2 year old chess master up in here y'all.