asher: mom, you're a great doctor.
me: well, thanks, bud.
asher: you just washed our ant bites and then put appointment on them and they feel so much better.
me: i'm so glad, bud.
*he squeezes me tight
asher: you're the best doctor i've ever had!
by appointment, he means ointment. and by he's-so-cute-i-could-squitch-him, i mean he's so cute, i literally squitched him.