tot: hey, mom. whatcha doin'?
me: oh, you know, just working on a 2, 548 step tutorial to create word art.
tot: oh, neat. let me see.
tot: oh, yeah? well, how 'bout this?!
*he closes the computer
tot: what chu gon do about it?!
that nater tot. he's a ruthless brute, i tell ya.
p.s. please excuse his dwight schruteish hair. i promise i don't normally part it down the middle. he had just woken up from nap and it was looking a little goofy.