sneak attack

last night, i walked into the bedroom a few minutes after bry, but didn't see him anywhere. although i didn't see him, i could, however, hear him breathing. very suspicious...so, i froze into the crouching-wifey-hidden-husb position: feet apart, knees bent, arms tucked in, hands on either side of my face. clearly, this is the perfect defense against sneaky husb tickle attacks and/or scare tactics. then i let him know that i'm on to him,

me: bry! i can hear you breathing!

*silence. my heart starts beating a little faster. where is he?! suddenly, he responds,

bry: um, ok. so what?

*hmmm, now i'm confused. is he just trying to throw me off?! as i'm trying to decipher his game, i hear an unexpected noise,

me: hey! are you peeing?!

bry: uh, yes. why? 

*i fall on the bed laughing

me: you're in the bathroom?! i thought...hahahaha!

bry: you thought what? 

me: i walked in here and didn't see you and the bathroom light wasn't on. i could here you breathing so i thought that you were hiding and about to get me!

bry: so you said, "i can hear you breathing?" what was that gonna do? haha! 

me: husb, i was just letting you know that i was aware of the situation. if you thought that was funny, you should've seen my stance. i was ready for you, dude. 

bry: something is wrong with you.

me: hahaha!