asher: mom? i'm gonna skateboard to bed!
me: ok, sure.
*he pretends to ride a skateboard to his bedroom
asher: mom? can i sleep with my skateboard?
*he makes a big scene about heaving his imaginary skateboard into his bed
asher: whew. i have two so it's pretty hard. one of them has flames on it and is really fast. the other one is fluffy and doesn't have wheels so that i can sleep on it.
me: oh, cool.
asher: i can also do some really cool tricks on them.
me: sounds awesome, bud. i would love to seem them in the morning.
somebody watched Xgames skateboarders on the half pipe before bed...