asher: look at mommy's eye!
*he pokes his finger under my glasses
me: yes. how many eyes does mommy have?
asher: one, two...thwee!
me: three? let me count. one and two! only two!
asher: no, thwee, mama.
me: no, we only have two eyes. one, two.
asher: no, mama. one, two, thwee, four!
me: four eyes?
asher: yes! mama got four eyes!
keep it up, kid. between me and your daddy, odds are you'll be wearing glasses soon too.