playin' possum

me: ok, let's get that diaper changed and then you can watch your movie.

asher: nope.

me: yes. if you want to watch cars, then we need to change your poop first.

*he lays down on the couch, closes his eyes, and makes ridiculously exaggerated snoring noises.

asher: zzzzzzz (i don't know how to spell the aforementioned ridiculously exaggerated snoring noises)

me: asher, i know you're not sleeping. you still have to get your diaper changed.

*with his eyes still closed he says-

asher: nope. 

although he plays a pretty convincing possum, he still got his diaper changed. i didn't fall for it.