asher: i want some cooooooookies!
me: we don't have any cookies right now.
asher: coooookies, mama! cookies!
me: we don't have any, bud. how bout some graham crackers?
asher: nooooo! no want gwaham cwackers! how bout cookies?
me: ok, if you don't want graham crackers then you can't have anything because that's all we have right now.
asher: i want some gwaaaaaaaham cwaaaaaaaackers!!!
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