me: let's change your big boy pull-up!
asher: my mom, it's a diaper.
me: oh no! it's not a diaper. it's a big-boy pull-up! diapers are for babies and you're not a baby. you get to go potty when you wear a big boy pull-up.
asher: yeah...but, it might be a diaper.
and you might be too smart for your own good, stinker.