as i was in the bathroom with asher waiting on him to go potty, i yell:
me: BRY! CAN YOU BRING ME SOME CLEAN CLOTHES FOR ASHER?
bry: YEP! JUST A SECOND!
asher: YEAH, DAD! I GOT POOP ON MY SHIRT!
me: what? no, you didn't. that's chocolate cookie from earlier, remember?
asher: oh, yeah.
*looks down at his shirt, smiles, then yells,
asher: IT JUS CHOCATE COOKIE, DAD! NOT POOP!