me: asher, did you poop in your underwear?
asher: no, i did not.
me: are you sure?
asher: yes, i chure.
me: because i smell poop. is that poop on your leg?
asher: no, it is not.
me: so, it smells like poop and looks like poop, but it's not poop?
asher: no, it is not.
me: let me check...
asher: awww, my mom. i needa change my unnawears.
we had to change underwears and take a bath. it definitely was poop.
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