*asher busts into the bathroom as i'm using it
asher: (yelling) MAMA GO PEE PEE IN THE POTTY LIKE A BIG BOY!!
mama: yes! mama pee pee's in the potty. does asher want to sit on the potty like a big boy?
asher: nope! (runs away, giggling)
what can i say? he's proud of his pee-peeing-in-the-potty mama. now if only we could get him to go potty!