*as i'm changing asher's poopy diaper
asher: all done!
me: nope! you have to let me get you all clean first, bud.
me: alright, now you're all done.
asher: kank kou, mommy! good job! dat's a cwean diddle! kank kou for dat cwean diddle!
although he's a stinker, he appreciates the value of a clean diddle.