*i'm getting ready to wash dishes and i hear a bang
bryan: dang it!
me: what happened?
bryan: i'm an insufferable idiot!
me: ok...but, seriously, what happened?
bryan: i hit my head! and knocked this picture off and the frame broke!
me: oh, ok. well, stuff like that happens, husb. i don't think that's a good enough reason to call yourself an "insufferable idiot"...
me: ...although, that's a pretty good adjective to come up with on the fly! haha!
bryan: shut it.
me: hahahaha! you thought it was funny! i saw you smile!
bryan: yeah, but laughing makes me grumpy right now!
we're perfect for each other. really, we are. i love him and his grumpy self so!