bryan: asher, are you ready to take a bath?
bryan: i bet judahbear is ready to take a bath!
me: what? husb, judahbear can't take a bath. he can't get wet.
bryan: wifey, i'm trying to reverse psychologize! i'm just taking your lead!
me: yeah, but it doesn't work unless it's something that judahbear can actually do...
my husb is the funniest person i know.