me: can you give baby nate a bath while i'm gone?
bry: uhhh...that's tough to do alone.
me: yes and i do it by myself all the time!
bry: yeah, but i don't wanna...
me: since you're not gonna give the babes a bath, can you grab the trash out of the bathrooms?
bry: ugh! this is getting sooo haaaard!
me: really? quit whiner babying!
when i got home-
bry: go smell your baby's head!
me: you gave him a bath?!!
he also got the trash AND did the laundry while i was gone. such a helpful husb!