me: i just found a gray hair!!!
gg: don't pluck it out!
mom: too late. she already did.
me: why not?
gg: because two will grow back in its place!
me: that's not true is it? that's just an old wives' tale.
gg: yeah, well, i guess we'll see.
i know how you feel, leah. i will soon be telling tales of my own because, apparently, i am becoming an old wife.